Delete? Sure? Really Sure?

October 9, 2019

October 31st is rolling around as we all knew it would. And the EU still hasn’t capitulated. A rare Saturday seating has been called for Parliament.

Deal. No deal. Soft Brexit. Hard Brexit. Who cares? What should be the topic of discussion is a second referendum, now that more facts are on the table and the British people have some idea of what they may be getting themselves into.

After all, when you try to click on “rename” but hit “delete” by mistake, your computer will ask you “Sure?”, then “Really sure?” before it actually carries out the command. The position that the first referendum, supposedly non-binding and by no means a landslide, amounts to a mandate, and that not implementing a self-inflicted wound amounts to a betrayal of the public will, or even treason, makes no sense. A second referendum, if it supported a no-deal Brexit, would be a mandate and then politicians could act accordingly, no matter what the economic and social consequences. The UK should seek a one year extension with the provision that a second referendum be held to confirm the first. If it doesn’t, best two out of three.

MOE

M.I.C.H – Modernity, Intelligence, Complexity, Humanity

What Is Up With The Russians?

October 8, 2019

Not all that long ago, the Soviet Union had the world’s second largest economy. Now Russia ranks around 12th, comparable in size to Spain. Even adding back all the former Soviet states doesn’t change much. Within the EU, as currently constituted, Germany, France, Britain and Italy all have larger economies (although England is thinking of shrinking its economy with some outside help from, ahem). Canada has a larger economy. Mexico has about as many people.

So, by all rights, we shouldn’t be talking all that much about Russia. But still we are. In a negative way. Mainly because the Mother Country cannot seem to kick the national penchant for schadenfreude, and for being spoilers. When the “jackass” type of videos (e.g. laughing at people who nearly kill themselves in stunts gone wrong) became ubiquitous, I was surprised at how many seemed to come from Russia. Someone stupid! Very stupid! Har! Har! Har! Really hurt self! Almost die! Har! Har!

We see the same thing on the geopolitical stage. As if destabilizing everybody else somehow floats the Russian boat.

Come on, Russia, the world needs you, but not that way. Get hold of all that brain power we know you have and use it to help – instead of trying to feel better about yourself by bringing everybody else down.

M.O.E.

M.I.C.H. Modernity, Intelligence, Complexity, Humanity

Information Intolerant

September 14, 2019

Barbara Tversky was a guest on the Sam Harris podcast this week. Some thoughts come to mind.

First, I’m going to buy her book Mind In Motion: How Action Shapes Thought. (It’s a book, so I tried to underline it, but that would make it a hyperlink, wouldn’t it? Therefore not a button on the toolbar. But I digress.) Fascinating topic and looks/smells/seems like a probably right take. More on this some other time.

Second, the comments below the podcast, always a minefield since Sam gets political, were particularly appalling in that multiple trolls found fit to opine that they could not follow Barbara’s reasoning because of her voice. Could not finish the podcast, so annoying was it. The specific issue was “up-talking,” which I take to mean a lift on last syllables. Apparently some people read this as turning statements into questions. In a Valley Girl way. And it drives them crazy.

Didn’t really notice this myself, and I don’t think it would have dampened my interest in what the woman, a recognized world-class source on the subject, was saying. I think the real issue, truth be told, is that the commenters in question can’t process, or perhaps even recognize as such, non-trivial information coming from a woman’s mouth. The sound of it interferes with their acceptance of the content as even potentially meaningful. And this woman graduated from college in 1963, so there are multiple levels of potential prejudice. They need to look inside their own minds on that and ask themselves if they have been discounting good information all their lives only because of the sound with which it was delivered.

Like me, they could of course simply go out and buy the book. Which brings up case in point/example-from-life one.

Example One. It may have been Molly Ivins who said something to the effect that, when people hear your Texas accent, they immediately knock twenty points off their estimate of your IQ. Conditioned at a northern boarding school that routinely attracted scions of southern families, I recall the occasional snickers in class when the suchlike scions answered questions out loud. You had to teach yourself to fight this urge because, after reading what they wrote and seeing the grade on it, you came to realize that Gomer Pyle was probably smarter than you were. This brings us to case in point two, further up the road, where someone gonna do you like they done me.

Example Two. In a large lecture hall at a famous university on a huge blackboard an eminent professor was writing out a giant formula which explained every little thing about something or other. We scribbled it down as received truth. A hand went up.

Picture two hundred eyes turning sneeringly toward an idiot. And these were piercing eyes, mostly male, the sneers privileged and haughty. This was, after all, the place where the likes of Einstein and Von Neumann took walks and smoked pipes together. Who you? Who you, …..girl?

It did not help that the raised arm was attached to someone academically cursed with the outward appearance of a full-size Barbie doll. True California. Aphrodite in the bloom of freshman youth. Legally Blond, the movie, but in real life. And, no, this was not the cab-driving, hands-in-her-back-pockets-Betty-Davis-style supermodel who recently won a Nobel. Back in those days that one was similarly incognito; just John Wheeler’s assistant – match you pitcher for pitcher at the pub.

Sneers widened to grins of anticipation. What idiocy might possibly emanate from Barbie’s lips? How harshly, or better yet condescendingly and knowingly, but still harshly, will it be dealt with? What emanated follows.

According to Barbie, the third term in the lengthy equation appeared to have been incorrectly stated. Visible grins turned to audible snickers. All eyes, and the professor, turned toward the blackboard. Oops. Heads turned back to scribbling received truth, but now knowing that all or parts of it might have been incorrectly stated. This brings us to case in point/example three, which is more maxim than example.

Example Three. In a boiler room the steamfitter-philosopher Ten-Ply held court daily. His most famous maxim? Consider the source. Ten-Ply never commented on any issue brought before him until he had considered the source. This cuts in two directions. If we do the same, we filter out nonsense from sources such as Alex Jones and we avoid discounting valid information simply because we have a prejudice against the delivery vehicle. Either way, it’s a necessary first step.

This brings us full circle back to the Sam Harris podcast (no it doesn’t, but gotta wrap up somewhere). It never ceases to amaze that Sam’s comments section, which I read as one of several barometers of the national level of vitriol and for no other good reason, always seems to contain a few calls for the podcast to include video. (Much in the way ASMR has been turning into soft-core porn. The “A” stands for Audio, people. Audio can convey little information about cleavage. I think I just answered my own question.) Sam, are you unaware, they seem to ask, that we now have moving pictures? The better and more quickly to tune out the content, I suppose. Gray hair? Hit the dislike button. Wrong color skin? Hit the dislike button. Wrong gender? You get the picture. Or maybe you don’t. Since it’s not a picture.

information intolerance – the great crippler of would-be-modern societies – motion toward an inverse relationship between the purity of information and the ability of many to accept it. A poison refined in advertising. How do I know the product is great? Why, they say it is. And they couldn’t say it if it weren’t true. Could they? I mean, somebody would stop them. Right? Surely they would. As in how come they can put a man on the Moon but they can’t make a decaffeinated coffee that tastes good?

Consider the source. Consider Complexity. Not everything can be dumbed down. The medium is not always the message.

MOE

M.I.C.H. – Modernity, Intelligence, Complexity, Humanity

One Statement and Two Questions

August 31, 2019

From 1960 through 1985, the Soviet Union had the second largest economy in the world. Russia’s economy in 2019 ranks 12th, sandwiched between Spain and South Korea. Even adding back the other former Soviet states wouldn’t cause it to break the top 10. The past thirty years in the former Soviet Union have seen the greatest transfer, or disappearance, of wealth in human history.

Question 1: Where did the money go?

Question 2: Why are so many leaders in the West behaving like puppets with a hand up their back when asked simply to do what’s best for their countries and the planet?

MOE

Mi.I.C.H – Modernity, Intelligence, Complexity, Humanity

Tory Negotiating Strategy

August 31, 2019

Having sold Brexit to the public on the basis that the slimy continentals have been eating the British lunch for decades, the best thing to do now is nothing. Simply wait until they come crawling back to the table with exactly the deal 10 Downing Street wants: all the benefits of membership with none of the costs or obligations.

After all, the EU wouldn’t let their chief benefactor, prime mark and choicest victim slip away. Would they?

Clock is ticking down, Tusk. Better hurry. Say Uncle!

MOE

M.I.C.H. – Modernity, Intelligence, Complexity, Humanity

Dissolve the Senate!

August 31, 2019

BoJo = Genius. We don’t need no stinking Parliaments.

Minor miscalculation. The UK, it turns out, is not entirely an island. This complicates casting off lines and steaming away from the continent as planned. There is a land border with another EU member country. Who knew?

The solution is simple. Dig a moat between Northern Ireland and Ireland to make the geography more the way its was imagined by Nigel, Boris and company. Deep thinkers all.

MOE

M.I.C.H – Modernity, Intelligence, Complexity, Humanity

Radioactive Rain

August 31, 2019

Dementia? Perish the thought.

We could buy all of Greenland for the rare earth minerals. This would save us having to buy just the rare earth minerals themselves, which would be embarrassing because the owners have been our friends and allies for centuries.

We could nuke Hurricane Dorian. A radioactive storm surge is just what Mar-A-Lago needs.

Suggestion: We could also nuke Greenland to speed up melting and thereby accelerate access to the rare earth minerals.

MOE

M.I.C.H. – Modernity, Intelligence, Complexity, Humanity

Rosalind Franklin Mars Rover

August 27, 2019

As press releases for the new Euro Mars rover come out, we see the question “Who was Rosalind Franklin?”

The answer is short and easy:

She was the woman who took pictures of the structure of DNA so that Watson and Crick could discover it.

MOE

M.I.C.H. – Modernity, Intelligence, Complexity, Humanity

Step 3 – Never Presume To Know The Mind Of God

Sunday August 25, 2019

You would think that this one simple act of humility would be the thing all religions could agree on. But the opposite is true. Each creed stakes itself out as the one which knows the mind of God.

May we point out that if a God exists – and that is a big if – it is clearly not trying to communicate with us. Therefore, we would not expect to know its mind. In an earlier post we gave a reason why that might be.

Since Chipotle or Burger King can easily reach us anytime and anywhere they please about a new menu offering, we must assume that an all powerful creator is not trying to reach us. If it were, we would expect to see and hear the message, outside, in the street, through our eyes and ears – since by all-powerful we do not mean stronger than dirt, we mean able to blow out all the stars in all the galaxies in the universe like so many candles on a cake. This presumes such an entity could at least engage Ogilvy, Google, WPP or Omnicom to get us a message.

And no, Dora, God is not talking to you. That little voice in your head is just the way it sounds when you are thinking, but not out loud. We all carry on an internal conversation.

And no, Rodney, such an entity is not communicating with us via ancient texts. That would be beyond pathetic and way not all-powerful. See last Sunday’s post.

So the silence is filled by sacerdotal arrogance and manipulation:

Parishioner: What does God want me to do?

Priest: I’ll go in the back room and ask. Wait here.

Parishioner: What did he say? (always a he)

Priest: He said you should do exactly as I say.

MOE

M.I.C.H. – Modernity, Intelligence, Complexity, Humanity

On The Passing Of An Oligarch

August 23, 2019

It would be good if people stopped referring to people as having “a net worth of $….”

A person’s maximum net worth is 1.0 – one human soul. As wealth increases, it becomes harder and harder to exceed 0.5.

MOE

M.I.C.H. – Modernity, Intelligence, Complexity, Humanity