Subpoena God

December 5, 2022

There is a simple solution to the case before the Supreme Court in which a person wishes to treat some of her fellow citizens differently because of her faith: put God on the stand.

Allow no substitutes, no mortals claiming to know the mind of God because of inklings, upbringing, inner voices, or words from ancient texts.

I would think any court would find God’s in-person testimony to be both probative and compelling.

But until then…

MOE

M.I.C.H. – Modernity, Intelligence, Complexity, Humanity

Make A Payment

November 4, 2022

I pay my cable bill by mail. The service provider would prefer I gave them my bank account information so they can automatically withdraw, without need to ask or invoice, what they think I owe every month. This would, of course, be more convenient for me and for them.

The bill is folded into three parts (two folds) to fit into an envelope. At the bottom of the bill is a stub to be returned with payment. The stub has a perforation to tear it off. But the lower fold is always about a sixteenth to an eight of an inch removed from the perforation line. Although at least one other company I do business with has managed to put the fold on the perforation, the cable provider simply cannot manage to do this – making the tearing off of the stub a challenge, as the paper wants to rip along the fold line, just above the perforation.

I am also requested to put my account number on the check. My humble account number has enough digits to assign over one million, one hundred thousand individual numbers to every man, woman and child on the planet (I used 8 billion as a rough population estimate).

They want my bank account information. I pay by mail.

MOE

M.I.C.H. – Modernity, Intelligence, Complexity, Humanity

Big Trouble

October 3, 2022

(Lyric)

1.

Tax the Poor

Give the money to the Rich

If I get you pregnant

You stay pregnant, Bitch

Move the Supreme Court

To the Vatican

Big Trouble

When Democrats don’t win

2.

All the Federales

Sing songs of the chase

How they bushwacked Gonzalez

At the old crossing place

And then raped Maria

Put a bag on her face

Vote Democrat

And save the Human Race

3.

The air is much hotter

The data is in

So arrest the Thermometers

And their Scientist kin

You can’t cure Stupid

It’s the wages of Sin

Big Trouble

When Democrats don’t win

MOE

M.I.C.H. – Modernity, Intelligence, Complexity, Humanity

Kansas Rejoins The Union

August 3, 2022

About sixty-forty in favor of retaining a woman’s right to choice. And this in one of the country’s most reliably conservative states.

Said it before and I’ll say it again. This was never “pro-life” versus “pro-choice.” It was always pro-choice versus anti-choice. Nothing ever forced a woman who was against abortion to have one. The Anti-Choice movement is about using government to control your neighbor’s behavior based on your own religious beliefs and is therefore a violation of basic American principles of governance.

MOE

M.I.C.H. – Modernity, Intelligence, Complexity, Humanity

Dr K Returns

March 26, 2022

So Henry Kissinger is still alive. Who knew?

And still giving bad advice. Isn’t he the guy who couldn’t figure out that endless arguments about the shape of the negotiating table probably meant nothing fruitful was going to come of the process?

So I guess his advice that Ukraine will have to reward the invaders by ceding territory in order to stop their aggression remains in line with his lifelong perception of “Dee inevitable decline of dee Vest.”

The Ukes are winning, Henry. Let’s give them what they need to finish the job, not talk about throwing in the towel just yet.

MOE

M.I.C.H. – Modernity, Intelligence, Complexity, Humanity

Investment Advice

January 23, 2022

Our investment advice for all Americans is the same as it’s always been:

“Buy Guns. Sell Bibles.”

MOE

M.I.C.H. – Modernity, Intelligence, Complexity, Humanity

Unchanging Rational Time

November 5, 2021

So this week we mess with the clocks once again. A form of national self flagellation.

The sun will be in a different place when commuters round corners. Cars will crash. Limbs will break. Lives will be lost. Only the auto body repair industry will truly benefit.

And for what? A satirical proposition made by Ben Franklin ? The actions of The Hun in WW I?

So, in its wisdom, the New York Times Debatable column pointed out that only 28% of the U.S. population actually favor the changing of clocks. But the column then went on, in depth, about how the vast majority who want no change are almost evenly divided between proponents of Standard Time or Daylight Savings Time.

Yipes! So nothing should be done because of the divided preferences?

A humble proposal: just spring forward half an hour next time and leave it there. Forever.

MOE

M.I.C.H. – Modernity, Intelligence, Complexity, Humanity

The Present

March 29, 2021

vile live evil

vile live evil

34 minutes ago Sean, since you have a Presentist present (I think I’m one too), I have a serious question: if we assume (and I think this is a valid assumption) that observation can only occur in the present, how do we know that it is observation “collapsing” the Wave Function and not the Present?REPLY

Sean Carroll had neuroscientist Dean Buonomano on today. The above question was asked (by me). Wondering what the answer may be.

MOE

M.I.C.H. – Modernity, Intelligence, Complexity, Humanity

Georgia Shootings

March 17, 2021

So let’s see, a guy (it’s always a guy) kills eight people to assuage his own self-loathing.

And, apparently, his parents knew he might do something like this, but…

I guess at least the gun was happy.

Eight innocent people dead.

Well, ain’t that America?

MOE

M.I.C.H. – Modernity, Intelligence, Complexity, Humanity