Stupidity and Evil

March 7, 2020

There was a fine picture in the press the other day of scientists at a national lab showing Donald Trump a molecular model of what I presume was the coronavirus. The look on our Dear Leader’s face – a sort of obstinate petulance commonly seen in children, he clearly would rather have been on the golf course – was priceless.

The look reminded me of Werner Herzog’s comment about evil and stupidity coming together in the eye of a chicken. Except that this look was attached to an object much larger and with many more responsibilities than a chicken.

An appropriate caption might have read “Why are you showing this to Baboon? Baboon can’t eat this!”

Strange times indeed.

MOE

M.I.C.H. – Modernity, Intelligence, Complexity, Humanity

Squid Pro Squall

November 22, 2019

The Donald really meant it when he told his minions “no quid pro quo!”

What he meant by this was what he always means when it comes to contracts of any sort: he considers them unilateral and binding only on the other party. Like mortgages and other loans, or agreements to pay contractors when the work is done.

So, to the Don, “no quid pro quid” translates to “Just because they hold up their end of the deal doesn’t mean I have to. Suckers!”

See he really probably did say it. It’s just that it means something else to those outside the environment.

MOE

M.I.C.H. – Modernity, Intelligence, Complexity, Humanity

One Statement and Two Questions

August 31, 2019

From 1960 through 1985, the Soviet Union had the second largest economy in the world. Russia’s economy in 2019 ranks 12th, sandwiched between Spain and South Korea. Even adding back the other former Soviet states wouldn’t cause it to break the top 10. The past thirty years in the former Soviet Union have seen the greatest transfer, or disappearance, of wealth in human history.

Question 1: Where did the money go?

Question 2: Why are so many leaders in the West behaving like puppets with a hand up their back when asked simply to do what’s best for their countries and the planet?

MOE

Mi.I.C.H – Modernity, Intelligence, Complexity, Humanity

Elected Incompetence

July 23, 2019

We recently read an opinion piece by William Davies, published in the New York Times about a year ago (July 13, 2018). The title: “Boris Johnson, Donald Trump and the Rise of Radical Incompetence” about says it all. And what’s left is covered by the tag “Like America’s president, Brexiteers resent the very idea of governing as complex and based in facts.”

Radical incompetence! Now there’s a term for the times.

But what to do? Here’s a thought.

In the States we have two governments – professional and elected. It has come into fashion to attack the former as the “deep state” because of its semi-permanence and lower visibility. Although deep state is sexier, there were already plenty of terms on hand (bureaucracy, institutional memory, and maybe even the fundamental quality of inertia come to mind) to cover the bases regarding the professional government, or as Steve Bannon called it, the administrative state.

In reality, the administrative state is the government in the sense that it is what makes the government work. The United States Government is the United States. So deconstructing it, as Bannon has called for, would be an odd thing. This especially because the country is blessed with a good professional government, run by trained professionals who show up and tend to do their jobs competently day in and day out. Whether you agree with that last statement or not, it can be said that they possess demonstrable skills and take qualifying tests, such as the Civil Service test.

Then there is the elected government. Qualifications are essentially nil, unless you want to be President – in which case you have to have been born here and have attained the age of 35. A pulse helps. Lesser offices generally do not have such stringent standards.

Cincinnatus was a rare type and he’s long gone now. These days, those who seek elective office, more often than not, intend never to leave. In the absence of term limits, that’s entirely possible. Since those running for office are looking at it as a career, they should be asked to take a test, like the Civil Service test. Their scores should be posted prior to running. It is of vital interest to the people to know if a candidate can find China on a map, add up a column of numbers, spell their name correctly, follow instructions, and print clearly. If that is too much to ask, then the candidate should be directed to the barn to wait for the next feeding.

MOE

M.I.C.H. – Modernity, Intelligence, Complexity, Humanity

Idiocracy Now!

July 21, 2019

As we wade evasively in the shallow end of a pool, the horseflies trying to eat our flesh and drink our blood in their unholy communion…

On both sides of the Atlantic millions now know what idiocracy – government by the very stupidest people a nation has produced – looks like.

To the east, a man aptly described by a colleague as “you stupid, dangerous oaf” stands poised to become Prime Minister. This in order to accomplish Brexit – something which, it has become increasingly clear over the past three years, should not be done. But the will of the people must be obeyed, even if it may not be their will anymore.

Vladimir Putin, an expert on democracy if ever there was one, has chimed in, insisting that if Britain retreats from Brexit, it isn’t a democracy anymore.

So imagine a car trip through the mountains. A route is decided on because it makes sense on the map at the time. But well into the actual drive, it turns out that a bridge over a gorge is out and there is no alternative route. While common sense declares that the driver reconsider, the passenger yells “gun it!” That is democracy. The route was chosen. Decisions made must be obeyed no matter what new information may appear in the field. Pick a new route? Vote again? That would mean a democracy is only governed by the most recent vote. Which is actually the case when you think about it.

Here to the west, the morning papers say that the trade war of choice declared unilaterally by our own stupid and dangerous oaf has now resulted in a nearly 90% decline in investment by a certain huge trading partner located on the other side of that other ocean. The asymmetry of percentages bears mention here. The percentage by which revenue can increase has no mathematical cap; but it can only decrease by 100%. And that point is near.

The above is no doubt well understood by the very stable genius in the White House, who claims to have graduated first in his class from Wharton and has therefore threatened to sue Penn if they release the information which would, presumably, corroborate his assertion. As someone whose father actually did graduate first in his class from Wharton, the writer is in a position to know one when he sees one. And Mr. Trump is not one; not even close. We leave open the possibility that he was first to exit the commencement ceremony.

MOE

M.I.C.H – Modernity, Intelligence, Complexity, Humanity