August 31, 2019
Dementia? Perish the thought.
We could buy all of Greenland for the rare earth minerals. This would save us having to buy just the rare earth minerals themselves, which would be embarrassing because the owners have been our friends and allies for centuries.
We could nuke Hurricane Dorian. A radioactive storm surge is just what Mar-A-Lago needs.
Suggestion: We could also nuke Greenland to speed up melting and thereby accelerate access to the rare earth minerals.
MOE
M.I.C.H. – Modernity, Intelligence, Complexity, Humanity